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Redneck Medical Terms...



ARTERY: The study of paintings

BACTERIA: Backdoor to cafeteria.

BARIUM: What to do when the treatment fails.

CEASAREAN SECTION: District in Rome.


CAT SCAN: Searching for kitty

CAUTERIZE: Made eye contact with her.

COMA: Punctuation mark.

CONGENITAL: Friendly.

D&C: Where Washington is.

DILATE: To live a long time.

ENEMA: Not a friend.

FESTER: Quicker

GENITAL: Non-Jewish

HANG NAIL: Coat Hook

IMPOTENT: Distinguished, well known
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LABOR PAIN: Hurt at work

MORBID: Higher offer.

NITERATE: Cheaper than day
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NODE: Was aware of.

OUTPATIENT: Person fainted.

POST OP: Letter carrier.

RECOVERY ROOM: Place to upholster.

RECTUM: Dang near killed him.

SECRETION: Hiding something

TABLET: Small table.

TERMINAL ILLNESS: Sick at the airport.

TIBIA: A country in North Africa.

TUMOR: More than one.

URINE: Opposite of “you're out”.

VARICOSE: Nearby.

VIEN: Conceited.






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Captainbrian47 wrote:
:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:.............but is that PC :? :D:leprechaun:
Well...no, but...I ain't gonna tell 'em they's wrong... :ssshh: :D
 

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What's makes this so funny to me is that I have heard a few of these "Red Neck" terms used before.
 
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