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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
willing to try it out.


Both said they were very much in favour of it. The doctor set the
pain transfer to 10 % for starters, explaining that even 10%
was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked
the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.


The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 % pain transfer.
The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At
this point they decided to try for 50 %. The husband continued
to feel quite well.


Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the
husband had experienced none.
She and her husband were ecstatic.


When they got home they found the postman dead on the porch.



:D

Steve
 

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One can only assume that the post bag was to heavey for him with those congratulation cards and he had a heart attack
 

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Hence the saying and the movie "the postman knocks twice"
 
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