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A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his]
wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $25 to $500 in price --
the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer
item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks he r
to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy ), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that
it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked,
return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closed coffin.
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1: Turn off brain + engage mouth = quick kill.:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Yep mouth overloads brain
 

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The worst part is..... I can see that being me.
 

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I think he had a case of Constipation of the brain accompanied by diarrhea of the mouth.
 

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wildmanwingrider wrote:
yep perfectly good wast of $500 after that comment for sure.
Not at all, that $500 went into her defense fund!
 
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