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...were riding their hogs over the Golden Gate Bridge when they saw a very pretty girl standing on the railing, obviously intending to jump. The leader, a big, burly fellow, decided to not waste the opportunity, and pulled his big machine to the curb. "Hey," he yelled out at her. "I know you're gonna end it all, but why don't you come over here and give me a great, big kiss first?" So she did, and it was long and lingering and hot. "Wow," said the Outlaw leader. "That's the best kiss and grope I've ever had.... why would you wanna die and waste all that talent?"

The girl looked at him with tears shining in her eyes. "Because I'm tired of fighting with my parents all the time," she replied.

"Why do you fight," he asked. "Why are they mad at you?"

"They just can't stand me dressing up like a girl," was the reply......

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In San Francisco, it could happen
 

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Funny!
 

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And then they threw him/her off the bridge.
 
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:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:Nice one CJ.........got any more :waving: :leprechaun:
 

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HA HA, didn't see that coming!!:ROFL:
 

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:ROFL: wouldn't be surprised if that was a true story from CA. :ROFL:
 

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Good one..

Oh by the way interesting fact 6% of all the jumpers survive the fall. I was Born and Raised in San Francisco so that's how I know...
 

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And about 1 a week jumps..

I was in the Coast Guardandrecovered some the other 94 %............
 
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