[travelinmays]

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I think this deserves a good story to finish it off.

I was on my 5th margarita and The chiquita banana girl was giving me that look. How was I to know she was the police chiefs wife.

Your next

 

[pinkpork]

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who a year before, had gone through a sex change

 

[UbarW]

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That went terribly wrong. When she came to, she eagerly held up a mirror to see the long awaited results. Much to her horror, she saw the body of Margaret Thatcher, the face of Rosie O'Donnel, the hair of Phyllis Diller, and the nose of PinkPork.

 

[travelinmays]

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But after Stricks 6th margarita she looked like Marilyn Monroe. So he saundered over and asked her

 

[SB in SC]

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"You must be a traffic ticket, because you've got 'FINE' written all over you.":cheeky1:

 

[Foodman]

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At closing time she looked like a beauty Queen, but the next morning she looked like..............PinkPork

 

[Silverfox]

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but then again, as they say, at least it was a pig'n a poke!!:cooldevil:

 

[travelinmays]

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He opened his eyes cautiously wondering where in the world he was, who's pantyhose were hanging from the chandelier and where did this incredibly hair arm come from that was holding him pressed down in the moldy mattress.

Very carefully he

 

[Silverfox]

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.. extracted the stray mattress coil from his rear end and tried to slip surreptitiously from under the crusty covers. but sadly.....

 

[travelinmays]

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he heard the unmistakeable sound of the pump action of a police riotgun. So he

 

[Silverfox]

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slipped his right hand into the frilly underpants of the hairy...

 

[travelinmays]

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and searched madly for the keys to his goldwing. He could just barely remember the details that weird start the honda game they had played the night before. Un fortunatly before he found his keys he

 

[iandux]

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suddenly remembered the warning that the gypsy fortune teller had given him....

 

[Foodman]

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Never jump to a conclusion before you...........

 

[Silverfox]

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... attempt to kiss a polar bear.

This in mind he quickly decided to............

 

[travelinmays]

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abandon his keys and bail for the window. He rolled to the floorand scrambled to gather his britches and boots but then the door bust open and

 

[Silverfox]

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the jilted ( and very lost) polar bear came speeding after him. Strick, took off down the road like a bat out of hell, butt naked save for his....

 

[travelinmays]

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keys he managed to "snatch" at the last minute. Hurtlingbums and overflowing trash barrelsheran maddly tring to remember where he left his Gold wing. With roaring and shotguns blasts to his rear Strick rounded a corner and found

 

[iandux]

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a curious small figure huddled over an object on the floor.....

 

[Silverfox]

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OB1 Kinobi, looked up from the pile of oil wrags and yelled at Strick, "MAY THE FORCE BE.......