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Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing

California: As Seen on TV

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With
Less Character

Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to
Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well Okay, Maybe Not,
But The
Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But
That's Our Tourism Campaign.

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For
Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians

Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes , 10,000,000 Mosquitoes
& 1 Wrestler for Governor"

Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing
Crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##!
Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have
the Right to an Attorney...

North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!

Ohio: We Wish We Were In Michigan

Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't
Actually Surrender.

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw
Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
 

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Yeeow! A-yip-i-o-ee ay! Hey we can sing too!
 

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Wyoming, where the men are men, and the women are too....:cheeky1:
Nebraska, last one to leave please turn out the lights...:dude:
Colorado, a reason for going back home...:cheeky1:
 

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Nevada, a redistribution of wealth
 

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:dude::dude::dude:
 

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Florida,,,

where all the northerners go to watch the yearly migration of

Pink Plastic Flamingos.
 

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Indiana: Where North Vernon is in the south, South Bend is in the north, and FrenchLick ain't what ya think it is!
 

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Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No Singing

Oklahoma has a lot of firsts..... first in high school drops outs... first in teen pregnancy.... first in church attendance.... we is prod of usins many firsts
 

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California -- Press 1 for English
 

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Oklahoma - Texas' best friend. If didn't suck, Texas would fall into the Gulf of Mexico.
 

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Oregon -- I can die if I want to........
 

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Uno or dos
 

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I can tell you've been to Mexifornia..
Adios Amigos......
 
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