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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. The bartender tells the man that he cannot bring such a dangerous animal into the bar. The man assures him that the gator is completely tame and offers a demonstration. He opens the gator's mouth, places hismanhood inside and closes it. He then beats the alligator on the head with a stick. Then, he gently opens the gator's mouth, removes hismanhood and shows it to the crowd. There wasn't a scratch on it. He turns and says, "Now would anyone else like to try?"

A little old women raises her hand and says, "Yes I would, but please don't hit me on the head with the stick."
 

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Never understood the sign at the parks (Don't molest the alligators)
Who in there right mind wants to get close enough to molest an alligator anyway:?:stumped:
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1:Ah yes......sick :cheeky1::cheeky1:
 
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