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[align=center]THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH[/align]
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over,




Looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:





[align=center]'I went by yourgrandma's housetoday and [/align]




[align=center]I saw her in the hallway buck naked. [/align]




[align=center]Man, she is one fine looking woman!' [/align]




[align=center]The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. [/align]




[align=center]His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and [/align]




[align=center]Would fight at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
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[align=center]'I got it on with your grandma and she is good, [/align]




[align=center]The best I ever had!' [/align]




[align=center]The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad [/align]




[align=center]But the biker still says nothing. [/align]




[align=center]The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, [/align]




[align=center]'I'll tell you something else, boy,
Your grandma liked it!'


At this point the biker stands up, [/align]




[align=center]Takes the drunk by the shoulders
Looks him square in the eyes and says....................

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[align=center]'Grandpa;....... Go home! [/align]




[align=center]You're drunk.' . . [/align]
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