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The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
 

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Probably a Knuckle sandwich, hot tongue, & cold shoulder!!:D:D:D
 

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That a good one Putt :dude:
keep on Winging:bat:
 

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Hummm...my wife didn't fing that one funny. I laughed my butt off.:D I sure hope the swelling goes down soon!
 
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