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Bob caught a cab to take him home.
During the trip he remembered that he had to pick something up at the shopping centre.
He leaned forward and tapped the driver on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, flattened the accelerator, lost control and ended up crashing into a lamp post.
Neither was hurt and Bob said, “Are you crazy, why did you do that?”
The cabby replied, “Man you scared the crap out of me, this is my first day as a cab driver.”
“I have been driving a hearse for the last 20 years.”
Bob caught a cab to take him home.
During the trip he remembered that he had to pick something up at the shopping centre.
He leaned forward and tapped the driver on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, flattened the accelerator, lost control and ended up crashing into a lamp post.
Neither was hurt and Bob said, “Are you crazy, why did you do that?”
The cabby replied, “Man you scared the crap out of me, this is my first day as a cab driver.”
“I have been driving a hearse for the last 20 years.”
