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The card with the authority of Government

So this Department of Water Resources representative stops at
a Canadian ranch in Alberta, and talks with an old rancher. He tells
the rancher, ' I need to inspect your ranch for your water allocation.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The water representative says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
Provincial Government with me. See this card? This card means I am
allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions
asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the water rep
running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull. The bull is
gaining with every step.

The rep is clearly terrified, so the old rancher immediately throws down
his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....

'Your card! Show him your card!'
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Double post......It was really funny according to the server I guess!:cheeky1:
 

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I can only hope that the final results was ......Bull....1......Government worker....0

Gues you can tell I "love" all government workers......Tooo funny

Claude....
 

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That is out standing. Have to pass that one on to my brohters wife who is a IRS audit person. Oh ya.
 

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SpiderBob wrote:
Have to pass that one on to my brohters wife who is a IRS audit person. Oh ya.
:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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good stuff there...
 
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