Steve Saunders Goldwing Forums banner

Status
Not open for further replies.
1 - 6 of 6 Posts

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
3,073 Posts
Discussion Starter #1
imported post

.


It would be funnier if it wasn't so true !!!


Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to
and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor
to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband
could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing
loss.

'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor,'stand about 40 feet away
from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if
she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on
until you get a response.'

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he
was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for
dinner?'

No response...

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from
his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet
from his wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey,
what's for dinner?'

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her.. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'


(I just love this)





'For God's sake, Bert, for the FIFTH bloody time, CHICKEN!'


.
 

·
Senior Smart Aleck
Joined
·
1,599 Posts
imported post

I resemble that. Too funny.
 

·
Premium Member
Joined
·
297 Posts
imported post

Ah Crap..Gonna have to see the Dr.
 

·
GERIATRIC MEMBER
Joined
·
57,413 Posts
imported post

[align=center][/align]
[align=center]Good one.........:D[/align]
 
1 - 6 of 6 Posts
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top