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The recession has hit everybody really hard.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The recession has hit everybody really hard.
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
