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I couldn't resist this...:)



The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. 'Hallo,
Mr. Sarkozy!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub
in County Clare , Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially
declaring war on you! We voted to reject the Lisbon treaty!'

'Well, Paddy,' Sarkozy replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your
army?'

'Right now,' says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself,
me Cousin Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts
team from the pub. That makes eleven!'

Sarkozy paused. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my
army waiting to move on my command.'

'Begoora!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to ring you back.' Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again.
'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!'

'And what equipment would that be Paddy?' Sarkozy asks.

'Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor.'

Sarkozy sighs, amused.. 'I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000
armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since
we last spoke.'

'Saints preserve us!' says Paddy. 'I'll have to get back to you.' Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day.
'Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We

have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit,
and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!'

Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. 'I must tell you,
Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases
are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we
last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!'

'Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!' says Paddy, 'I will have to ring you back.'
Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. 'Top o' the mornin', Mr. Sarkozy!
I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war.'

'Really? I am sorry to hear that,' says Sarkozy. 'Why the sudden change of heart?'



'Well,' says Paddy, 'we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness and packets
of crisps, and we decided there is no way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.



:cheeky1:...Oui???



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:cheeky1: And not a moment too soon I dare say! The blighter is getting close to returnin' to the NATO fold! You Irish could've buggered the whole plan! Now with France involved, NATO can return to being totally worthless!



Don't s'pose the boys at the Harp might throw in for a row in Baluchistan eh? A few of your lads& some Scots should just about set things right I'd think!



From one Steve to another {my sir name bein' Crothers of the Carruthers clan}
 

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Yep, a few pints of Guinness and I'd be bulletproof too!
 
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