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THE GEORDIE THERMOMETER

50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant their gardens.

40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordie's Sunbathe.

30 Degrees. Southern cars will not start. Geordies drive with their windows down

20 Degrees. Southerners wear coats, gloves, and wool hats. Geordies throw a t-shirt on (Girls start wearing mini-skirts)

10 Degrees. Southerners begin to Evacuate. Geordies go swimming in the North Sea.

Zero degrees. Southern landlords turn up the heat. Geordies have the last barbecue before it gets cold.

Minus 10 Degrees. Southerners cease to exist. Geordies throw on a lightweight jacket.

Minus 80 Degrees. Polar bears wonder if it's worth it. Geordie boyscouts start wearing long trousers.

Minus 100 Degrees. Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Geordies put on their long johns.

Minus 173 Degrees. Alcohol freezes. Geordies become frustrated because the pubs are shut.

Minus 297 Degrees. Microbiological life starts to disappear. The cows on Newcastle town moor complain of vets with cold hands.

Minus 460 Degrees. All atomic motion stops. Geordies start to stamp their feet and blow on their hands.
 

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Border Wings were out on the bikes today - actually, it wasn't that bad.

We took a young Lady out for her first ever ride on a Goldwing to celebrate her 70th birthday and she loved every minute. :)
 

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Geordiemuppet wrote:
Border Wings were out on the bikes today - actually, it wasn't that bad.

We took a young Lady out for her first ever ride on a Goldwing to celebrate her 70th birthday and she loved every minute. :)
:cool::cool:Wll done you lads,,,, a job well done:cool::clapper::clapper:
 

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Also at minus 460 degrees, hell freezes over and the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. :cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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nobbie wrote:
Also at minus 460 degrees, hell freezes over and the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup. :cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Geordiemuppet wrote:
Border Wings were out on the bikes today - actually, it wasn't that bad.

We took a young Lady out for her first ever ride on a Goldwing to celebrate her 70th birthday and she loved every minute. :)
is that the one you said was fit GM, bad lad;)

was a good day out though.:grinner:
 
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