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Fresh from the shower, she stood in front of the mirror complaining to her
husband that her breasts were too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet
paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in
front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. 'How long will this
take?' she asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' the husband replies.

She stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between
my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw...
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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:shock::shock:OH NO, HE DID NOT GO THERE? ONly one thing to do now....:gunhead:
 

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Guess he couldn't run fast enough!
 

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LMAO
 
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