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THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from the shower, Bob’s wife stood in front of the mirror complaining that perhaps her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically saying it was not so Bob came up with a suggestion.

He told her if she wanted her breasts to grow she should take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.

Willing to try anything Bob’s wife got a piece of toilet paper and rubbed it between her breasts. How long will it take she asks.

They will grow larger over a period of years he replied.



Bob’s wife said, “Do you really think that rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts will make them larger over the years.

Without missing a beat Bob says, “Worked for your arse, didn’t it?”

I have to report that Bob is still alive and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again. He will continue to take his meals through a straw for a long time to come.

STUPID, STUPID MAN.
 

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:ROFL: that's very funny.
 

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:NO::NO::NO: I'm not telling the wife that one. I'd like to live a while
 

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Now that was funny!!:applause::applause::claps::claps:
 
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