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The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.


GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”


RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”


GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”


RANCHER: “That would be me.”
 

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and there's the rest of the story.:ROFL:
 

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Thats about right now days!!
 

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Yep, that's about right. Still there's many times I would rather be there than where I am now. :) Still love my job though.
 

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twenty-eight years of self employment, I can tell you that there is more truth in those lines than you think. But in the end it paid off! or maybe I just got senile.
 

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ROFL.....Thanks man. I read that and laughed my rear end off.:applause::applause:
 
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