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The Paint Can







A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told
em, 'We have
special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain
from sex for an
entire month.


The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned
to the
church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the
wife was crying,
and
the husband obviously was very depressed.


'You are back so soon..Is there a problem?' the
pastor inquired.
'We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not
manage to abstain from
sex for the required month,' the young man replied
sadly.


The pastor asked him what happened.


'Well, the first week was difficult; however, we
managed to abstain
through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but
with the
use of prayer, we managed to abstain. The third week,
however, was
unbearable.
We tried cold showers, prayer, reading! from t he Bible,
or anything to
keep our
minds free of carnal thoughts.


But one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and
dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust
and had my way
with her right then and there,' admitted the man,
shamefacedly.


'You understand this means you will not be welcome in
our church,'
stated the pastor.


'We know,' said the young man, hanging his head.
'We're not welcome at
Lowe's, either.'
 

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lostinflorida wrote:
I'll never be able to walk thru Lowe's again!!! :cheeky1:
:shock:I will!!! I now have a whole new list of possibilities!!! Optimistic about the future, I am!!! :cheeky1:
 
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