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I heard this joke today and had a great laugh, maybe you have heard it before but it is worth reading all the same...

This lady was looking around a pet store when she came upon a parrot for sale for $50. She asked the sales clerk why the bird had such a low selling price? He replied that it had a history, having spent many years in a house of ill repute.

The lady decided to buy it anyway as it was still a young bird and it's plumage was in great condition. She bought a cage and took him home and installed him in the living room for all to see.

Once the parrot got used to his surrounding he said "New house and new Madam" Later on her two daughters came home from school and were introduced to the parrot and he said " New house, New Madam and new girls"!

Later on her husband came home and when he entered the living room the parrot said "Hello Wayne?"
 
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