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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him , "Father ,I have a problem. I have two female parrots,But they only know how to say "Hi we`re hookers! Do you want tohave some fun?'. 'Thats obsene!' the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. 'You know', he said, 'I may have the solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we`ll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying..that phrase..In no time.' Thank you, the woman responded, 'this may well be the solution.'

The nect day, she brought her female parrots to the priest`s house. As she ushered her in, she saw that histwo maleparrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: 'Hi we are hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, 'Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!':cooldevil::cooldevil:
 

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THATS FUNNY !!! :cheeky1:
 
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