A guy and his wife were driving along when the car in front of them hit/injured a skunk. The wife begins ranting about how they MUST stop and help the poor skunk. The man say "What?? it's a SKUNK for crying out loud!!" She says "We Must take it to a veterinarian" He says" Really?? just where would we put it on the way there??" - She says "I'll hold it in my lap!" He says" what about the Smell??" she says " I'll pinch it's nose!"