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A bloke's mother-in-law goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast.

He reports the event, searches fruitlessly and he and his wife spends a terrible night wondering what could have happened to her.

Next morning there's a knock at the door and he is confronted by a couple of policemen, the old Sarge and a younger Constable.

The Sarge says, G'day, Mate, we have some news for you, unfortunately some really bad news, but, some good news, and maybe some more good news'.

'Well,' says the bloke, 'I guess we'd better have the bad news first.'

The Sarge says, 'I'm really sorry for the both of you mate, but your mother-in-law is dead. Young Bill here was doing some diving and found her lying at about five fathoms in a little cleft in the reef.' "He got a line around her and we pulled her up, but she was dead.'

The bloke and his wife are naturally pretty distressed to hear of this. But after a few minutes they pull themselves together and ask what the good news is.

The Sarge says, 'Well, when we got your mother-in-law up there were quite a few really good sized crays and a swag of nice crabs attached to her, so we've brought you your share.'

He hands the bloke a bag with a couple of nice crays and four or five crabs in it as the man's wife looks on.

'Geez thanks. They're bloody beauties.' The man thanks the officers. "I guess it's an ill wind and all that... So, what's the other possible good news?"

'Well', the Sarge says, 'if you fancy a quick trip, me and young Bill here get off duty at around 11 o'clock and we're gonna shoot over there and pull her up again!'
 

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I love it!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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:D:D:dude::dude::dude:
 

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OMG!!
 

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Good one. Don't think they would taste too good off my Mother-in-law, probably sour:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 
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