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Some years ago, Stan married an attractive woman, Aggie, half his age, in a small coastal Newfoundland community. (Stephenville}
After several months, Aggie complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her Grandmother all Newfoundland women are entitled to a climax once in a while.
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in Burin.The Vet didn't have a clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father would fan a cow that was having difficulty breeding with a big towel. This would cool her down and make her relax.
So the Vet told them to hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down, relax, then climax.
So the couple hired a strong young frenchman from Elliot Lake to wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Aggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet. The Vet said for Aggie to change partners and let the young man have sex with her while Stan waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Aggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Stan looked down at the exhausted young french man and in a boasting voice said:
'And that, me son, is how ya waves a f*%$in' towel!'
 

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Hey Tricky, you been to Elliot Lake recently :cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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Quite the spot, Gods country. :cool::cool:
 

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Most of my riding is Niagara area now or Caladon hills etc, unless we run over to New York and Pen
 

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We'll have to meet for a coffee this summer 1/2 way, we meet fatwingchris (Orillia) in Peterborough at #138 & #7.
 

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sure we can arrange something, Bob from Niagara Falls (goldwings forever) and wayne and a couple of others
 

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tricky wrote:
sure we can arrange something, Bob from Niagara Falls (goldwings forever) and wayne and a couple of others
Which one of you gets to wave the towel?????:D
 

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:shock::shock::shock:
 

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That's only in Newfoundland :cool::cool:
 

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tricky wrote:
sure we can arrange something, Bob from Niagara Falls (goldwings forever) and wayne and a couple of others
As long as we're not going anywhere that requires a passport. :action:
 

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Goldwings 4 ever wrote:
tricky wrote:
sure we can arrange something, Bob from Niagara Falls (goldwings forever) and wayne and a couple of others
As long as we're not going anywhere that requires a passport. :action:
Should be safe as long as you go NORTH first & then come south. :cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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96aspencade wrote:
Goldwings 4 ever wrote:
tricky wrote:
sure we can arrange something, Bob from Niagara Falls (goldwings forever) and wayne and a couple of others
As long as we're not going anywhere that requires a passport. :action:
Should be safe as long as you go NORTH first & then come south. :cheeky1::cheeky1:
Just like wrongway ?????:shock:
 

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As a fellow countryman I was not going to bring Greg into this as a guide but maybe they can meet at his place first :dude::dude::action::action::action:
 
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