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1. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n putting it back in.

2. If your ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still

there.

3. If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog

around.

4.After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until

a hunter came along and shot him.

The Moral: when your full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

5.Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

6.There are two theories as to how to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

7.If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

8.Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

9.It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

10.The quickest way to double your money is too fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

11.Don’t squat with your spurs on.

12.Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

13.Never miss a good chance to shut up.

14.Always drink upstream from the herd.

15.When you’re Throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody

else.

16.There are three kinds of men in the world:

The ones who learn by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
 

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FenderHead wrote:
logtech wrote:
Taxation



It has made more liars out of the American people than golf. (Will Rogers)
:cheeky1: Or Fishing... :cheeky1:
YEP, My daughter has already learned that and she's only 6. "Mommy, we cought a huge fish it was 2 feet long." heh, yah more like 8 inches and only 1 lb. lol
 
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