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[align=left]An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" [/align]
[align=left]"Yes," said Richard , "I saw him plainly take the goods." [/align]
[align=left]The lawyer asks Richard again, "Richard, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?" [/align]
[align=left]"Yes" says Richard, "I saw him do it." [/align]
[align=left]Then the lawyer asks Richard, "Richard listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?" [/align]
[align=left]Richard says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?" [/align]
 
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