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....................... and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye.

"Just Released: New LP - Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make - available now!"

Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

"I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

"Certainly, Sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

The world expert on European wasps goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognised none of those."

"I'm sorry sir," says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step
into the booth, I can let you have another few minutes."

The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Five minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head.

"I don't understand it," he says, "I am the world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognise any of those!"









"I really am terribly sorry," says the young assistant. "I've just
realised I was playing you the B side."
 

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The same guy then went down to the pet shop and said to the owner, i would like to buy a wasp, he said we dont sell wasps, well you got one in the window:cheeky1:
 

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derekhendry wrote:
The same guy then went down to the pet shop and said to the owner, i would like to buy a wasp, he said we dont sell wasps, well you got one in the window:cheeky1:

:cheeky1: :cheeky1:
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1:it tickles me no end .. stuff like this:cheeky1::cheeky1:;)
 

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I know.............................that's why its there. :cheeky1:
 
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