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How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

How far can you run into the forest? Half-way. After that, you're running out

A 3 legged dog walks into bar tells the bartender
"I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."


The knack of flying is simply throwing yourself at the ground and missing

OK, so what's the speed of dark

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there are no women around to hear him, is he still wrong

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

What's another word for Thesaurus

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

I'm living the dream, But waiting to wake up

How do they get teflon to stick to the pan

There's one good thing about being poor - its inexpensive

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends

You don't have to outrun the lion that is chasing you - you just have to outrun the other tourist

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark
 

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why does a bath towel get wet as it dries.

does the fridge light actually go off when you shut the door

yes theres lots of questions that need answering
 

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I know I could only run into the forest about 200 yards, after that I would collapse from being out of breath.
 

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It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold...
How does the thermos know ????????????
 
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