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Think I'll Have A Glass Of Wine ... How 'bout You?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't:
As Ben Franklin said:
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.”
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have ingested more than 2.2
pounds of Escherichia coli - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 2.2 pounds of poop.
However, we do NOT run the same risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has
to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop,Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information;
I'm doing it as a public service
Think I'll Have A Glass Of Wine ... How 'bout You?
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't:
As Ben Franklin said:
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.”
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have ingested more than 2.2
pounds of Escherichia coli - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 2.2 pounds of poop.
However, we do NOT run the same risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has
to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop,Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of crap.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information;
I'm doing it as a public service
