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In the early 1900's, The Hellman's Mayonnaise company was based in England. In fact,several cases of it were loaded on the Titanic for her maiden voyage. They were to be off loaded at the second port of call, Vera Cruz, Mexico.

We all know what happened to the Titanic,and why the Mexicans celebrate Sinko de Mayo.

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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes.

"Oh" said the counselor, "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."

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Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."



"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"









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:ROFL:Its too bad pinkpork has abandoned his post, and fled to Spain...( I hope his outrageously high salary is suspended until his return) he would be absolutely twitterpated!! :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 

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Also miss Pork the Pinky, he sure has some good jokes.!
 
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