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There was a factory in Northern Minnesota which makesThe Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickleit under the arms.[/i]

A woman named Lena was hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory andshe reported for her first day of work promptly at 8:00 AM .[/i]The next day at 8:45 AM there was a knock at thePersonnel Manager's door. The Foreman threw open the door and began to rant about the newEmployee. [/i]He complained that, “She is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production linebehind schedule !”[/i][/i]
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The Personnel Manager decided he should see this forhimself, so the 2 men marched down to the factory floor. When they got there the line is so backed up there were Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and were really beginning to pile up.[/i]
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At the end of the line stood Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She had a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles[/b].[/i]The 2 men watched in amazement as she cut a little piece of fabric, wrapped it gently around two marbles and began to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.[/i][/i][/i]
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The Personnel Manager burst into laughter.After several minutes of hysterics he pulled himselftogether and approached Lena .[/i][/i]
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[/i]'I'm sorry,' he said to her, barely able to keep a straight face,'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave youyesterday...'[/i]
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[/i].......'Your job is to give Elmo two 'test tickles'. :shock::D:cheeky1::cheeky1:[/i][/i]
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