[*]You encourage your co-rider to learn how to ride.
[*]Your best friend is a local police officer.
[*]You can ride anywhere without guilt.
[*]You get totally out of control - and save it.
[*]You have more miles on your motorcycle than lights.
[*]You take the Experienced Rider Course every spring - and admit it.
[*]Your tire walls are scuffed all the way to the tire rim and you didn't use a belt sander.
[*]Your IQ is larger than your helmet size.
[*]You have more miles on your motorcycle than your car.
[*]You don't own a car.