[*]You forget to take your Kryptonite lock off the wheel and attempt to drive away - with a passenger - one you are trying to impress with your superior riding skills.
[*]You wear out your boot soles because you keep your feet down at 10mph.
[*]Repeated attempts to start your engine fail because you forgot the engine cut off switch.
[*]Your passenger (the one you are still trying to impress) discovers the engine cut off switch first.
[*]Your wear a great leather jacket - and shorts.
[*]You park your 800 pound touring motorcycle nose first - downhill.
[*]You ride with your helmet unfastened.
[*]You remove your helmet - before your glasses.
[*]You tell your passenger to get on first.
[*]You enter a sharp fast left turn with your sidestand down - with a passenger (the one you are STILL trying to impress).