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Turkey Kills!
To you turkey eaters, here's an early Christmas warning: Turkey kills! Just like crack, like alcohol, like handguns. Oh, it seems innocent. But turkey contains tryptophan. Tryptophan (n.): a crystalline amino acid, C11H12N2O2, that is widely distributed in proteins and which can cause drowsiness if ingested.
So picture this: You're with the in-laws, knocking back the white meat. The dark meat. The cranberry sauce. The roast potatoes And then more fowl. You don't realize how much turkey you've had until it's too late. Way too late. It's time for you to drive home. But you're in no condition. You can't keep your eyes open. Your head starts to nod. Where was that turn? It's right up here somewhere... And that's the last thing you'll think as the 18-wheel semi hits you broadside. Knocking the stuffing right back out of your ass. Don't let this happen to you!
 
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