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A friend of mine sent this to me and I just had to pass it on.


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This story renews my faith in mankind...


Be nice

Sometimes we forget the really important things in life.

Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six-year-old grandson
asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the
food, and I would even thank you more if Nana gets us ice cream for dessert.
And liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman
remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know
how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong?
Is God mad at me?"

As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was
certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He
winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was
a great prayer." "Really?" my grandson asked.

"Cross my heart," the man replied.

Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark
had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A
little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My
grandson stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember
the rest of my life.

He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in
front of the woman. With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you.
Shove it up your A$$, you grouchy old Bi***! "

The End
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"Wrong forum":lash: I was saying to myself....then I got to the punch line :ROFL::leprechaun:
 

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Thanks to this joke, I'm logged in from the old lady's laptop. My laptop is laying in the bottom of tub so the milk I was drinking can drain out of it.

Not just a mouthful, the entire glass dumped right into it.

Funny as hell though.
 

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That sounds like something my brother would have done when he was that age.............:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 

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Sorry Broke I had to clean the monitor after I read it the first time too.:waving:

Broke Winger wrote:
Thanks to this joke, I'm logged in from the old lady's laptop. My laptop is laying in the bottom of tub so the milk I was drinking can drain out of it.

Not just a mouthful, the entire glass dumped right into it.

Funny as hell though.
 
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