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Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and go to hell. The devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He says to then "Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?"



Ole replies, "Vell, Ya know, ve're from the norden Michigan, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know."



The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from michigan, the devil finds then in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer.



The devil is astonisher and exclaims, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?".



Sven replies, "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at da Keweena, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice."



The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been in the cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell. The next morning the temperature is so below zero, there at icicles are hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan, or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. Hegets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down cheering yelling and screaming like mad men.

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The devil is dumbfounded, "Idont understand, when i turn up the heat your happy. Now that its freezing cold and your still happy. What is wrong with you two?"



They both look at the devil in surprise and say, "Vell, don't ya know, if hell iss froze over, dat must mean dat da Lions von da Super Bowl'.



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Well giz I can see you are a true Michigander. I love our state but we sure don't have a football team. Good story though!!
 

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QDaddy wrote:
I love our state but we sure don't have a football team.
Oh yes you do!!! And, they made the PACK actually look GOOD this year!!! Thanks for that, LIONS! :D
 
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