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ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THEMOST ROMANTICFIRST LINE,
AND THELEAST ROMANTICSECOND LINE:




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1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life. [/align]
[align=center]2. My love, you take my breath away. [/align]
[align=center]What have you stepped in to smell this way? [/align]
[align=center]3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; [/align]
[align=center]This describes everything you are not.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.</ span>

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother. [/align]
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6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the suga r bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING? [/align]
 
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