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Who knew?!!!!

1. To remove a bandage painlessly,



Saturate the bandage with vodka.

The stuff dissolves adhesive.

2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers,


Fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking,

Let set five minutes and wash clean.



The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.

3. To clean your eyeglasses,




Simply wipe the lenses with a soft,

Clean cloth dampened with vodka.

The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs.

4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka


And letting your safety razor blade

Soak in the alcohol after shaving.



The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.

5. Spray vodka on wine stains,




Scrub with a brush, and then blot dry.

6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face




As an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.




The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair,

And stimulates the growth of healthy hair.

8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle with vodka




And spray bees or wasps to kill them.

9 Pour one-half cup vodka


And one-half cup water into a Ziploc freezer bag



And freeze for a slushy, refreshing ice pack for aches,

Pain or black eyes.

10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar


With freshly packed lavender flowers,



Fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly

And set in the sun for three days.

Strain liquid through a coffee filter,

Then apply the tincture to aches and pains.

11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth




To rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.

12. To cure foot odor,




Wash your feet with vodka.

13 Vodka will disinfect




And alleviate a jellyfish sting.

14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy




To remove the urushiol oil from your skin.

15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.


:D

Allow your gum's to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.


And some folks have only been drinking it !!
 

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:toast:Well....I'll Think ta Drat !!!!! :toast:
 

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Also great with tonic
 

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I dunno...seems like good ways to waste good Vodka! :D
 

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On the rocks
 

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Goes pretty damn good with coke too.
 

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Also great 'Snake-bite' medicine...since we'll be in rattlesnake country, might be a good idea to keep some handy !! :cool:



For medicinal purposes....of course......:cooldevil:
 

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mikef wrote:
Goes pretty damn good with coke too.
Try a tablespoon on a scoopof sherbet. :)
 

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only 1 tablespoon, any kind of sherbet ???
 

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Vodka Collins for me please:goofygrin:
 

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RayandTracy wrote:
Vodka Collins for me please:goofygrin:
I like my vodka in a large mug with ice and equal parts of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish Cream Liquor, filled with Cream and a splash of soda and cola....

:toast:

It's called a Colorado Bulldog
 
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