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The Joy of Motorcycle Riding
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I love motorcycles, and I love riding. Like many of you what first drew me to bikes was not just the experience of riding, but the feeling that I'd become part of a special community - a brotherhood, really. Nothing calms me more than a long ride down the interstate, waving to the members of my beloved clan. Except when I pass Harley guys. I hate Harley guys. Hate, hate, hate. When they pass me on the highway, you know what I do? I don't wave. With their little tassel handlebars and the studded luggage and the half helmets - God, they drive me crazy.

You know who else I hate? BMW guys. Oh, do I hate those guys. I don't wave at them either. They think they're so great, sitting all upright, with their 180 degree German engines. God, I hate them. They're almost as bad as those old bastards on their touring motorcycles. You know what I call those bikes? "Two wheeled couches!" Get it? Because they're so big. They drive around like they have got all day. Appreciate the scenery somewhere else, Grandpa, and while your at it, I'm not waving to you.

Ducati guys - I don't wave at them either. Why they don't spend a little more money on their bikes? "You can have it in any color as long as it is red." Aren't you cool! Like they even know what a Desmo-whatever engine is, anyway. Try finding the battery, you Italian-wannabe racers! I never, ever wave at those guys.

Suzuki guys aren't much better, which is why I never wave at them, either. They always have those stupid helmets sitting on the top of their stupid heads, and God forbid they should ever wear any safety gear. They make me so mad. Sometimes they'll speed by and look over at me and you know what I do? I don't wave I just keep going. Please, don't get me started on Kawasaki guys. Ninjas? What are you, twelve years old? Team Green my ass. I never wave at Kawasaki guys.

I ride a Honda, and I'll only wave at Honda guys, but even then, I'll never wave at a guy in full leathers. Never, never, never. Yeah like you're going to get your knee down on the New York Thruway. Nice crotch, by the way. Guys in full leathers will never get a wave from me, and by the way, neither will the guys in two piece leathers. And I'll tell you who else I'm not waving at - those guys with the helmets with loud paint jobs. Four pounds of paint on a two pound helmet - like I'm going to wave back at that! I'll also never wave at someone with a mirrored visor. Or helmet stickers. Or racing gloves. Or hiking boots.

To me, motorcycling is like a family, a close knit brotherhood of people who ride Hondas, wear jeans and a leather jacket (not Vanson) with regular gloves and a solid color helmet with a clear visor, no stickers, no racing gloves and regular boots (not Timberlands). And isn't that what really makes riding so special. *
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rcmatt007 wrote:
Silverfox wrote:
I just wave at everyone!!:waving::waving::waving:

Pete
has always worked for me... and I am sure not going to get my kilt in a bunch if someone else chooses to not wave back
You probably account for 50% of the accidents in Oklahoma, if you go riding around in your kilt, waving at every one:goofygrin::goofygrin::goofygrin:Who is looking after the handle bars if you have one hand waving and the other holding the kilt down from your visor:baffled:

Pete
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Hi,

One day my wife and I were riding in the Jeep. A woman going the other way in her Jeep waved. My wife said "Who was that?" " Don't know, just another Jeep owner."

The Cherokee and Grand owners don't do this, nor do new owners.

TOJ
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Brojees wrote:
exavid wrote:
Hell, I wave at anyone on two wheels unless I don't see them. It was the same in 1961 when I got my MGA, all sports car drivers waved at each other back then.
Well I would wave at TC's TD's and fellow TF's, but I only NODDED at A's and snooted B's
Then I got my XK140C-Type and never acknowledged anyone!!!
I can understand not waving at the Bs, they had roll up windows, hardly a sports car. And those snobs in the Jags...
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TOJ wrote:
Hi,

One day my wife and I were riding in the Jeep. A woman going the other way in her Jeep waved. My wife said "Who was that?" " Don't know, just another Jeep owner."

The Cherokee and Grand owners don't do this, nor do new owners.

TOJ
I always say the same thing to my wife... (Puzzeled look) I have no clue who that woman is?????:baffled:
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'Fox, I'm not greasy. I'm not gay. But if I was greasy, I'd probably be gay.

The 'ol boy probably was just suffering from having his head stuck up his, .... uh uh his A*****. Lack of O2, blurrs the vision.

I didn't actually give the 'ol boy the finger but boy did I think about it.

Bye
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Hobie1 wrote:
'Fox, I'm not greasy. I'm not gay. But if I was greasy, I'd probably be gay.

The 'ol boy probably was just suffering from having his head stuck up his, .... uh uh his A*****. Lack of O2, blurrs the vision.

I didn't actually give the 'ol boy the finger but boy did I think about it.

Bye
That explains why I need glasses, "lack of 02 blurs the vision"...... I have a '98. I will have a word with Helen the Viking , and explain, that if I buy an 02 my eyesight will improve.

Maybe he was just in awe of your bike and wishing he had bought the same colour.

Seriously though ( and believe me that is difficult for me) over here I have found Wing riders to be particularly friendly, usually waving frantically, sometimes like a demented Buddha, but then I guess we don't see so many on a day to day basis as you guys might.

As I am too wide ( when on the bike) to move through some stationary traffic, I move over for other bikes and they nearly always give a little wave to thank me.

I am pleasantly surprised that cage drivers still tend to move over to let me pass in slow moving traffic, ok so you get the odd one who blatantly won't, but generally they still do. I always wave and thank them, I hoe it makes them even more bike aware and friendlier.

Pete
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exavid wrote:
Well it's nice to know the author will wave to me!:goofygrin:

Actually Exavid, no he won't. If I'm not mistaken you fit into the old guy on his touring bike.

I wave at almost anything with 2 wheels, the only problem is that when I'm is the car I often still wave and then feel stupid.

Andrew
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exavid wrote:
Well it's nice to know the author will wave to me!:goofygrin:

Actually Exavid, no he won't. If I'm not mistaken you fit into the old guy on his touring bike.

I wave at almost anything with 2 wheels, the only problem is that when I'm is the car I often still wave and then feel stupid.

Andrew
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Andrewl wrote:
I wave at almost anything with 2 wheels, the only problem is that when I'm is the car I often still wave and then feel stupid.
Yeah, that happens to me a lot too. Rodent just laughs at me. Kind of like heading into a good curve and starting to lean into then realizing that you're in a cage. I've also pulled the smile-at-the-cute-girl thing while wearing a full-face helmet. They just look back with that "Why is that guy staring at me?" look.

I wave at anything on two wheels. Most wave back, but I find that the early morning crowd are less-than eager to wave. Maybe because they're heading into work as well. Rodent swears I have an internal radar that allows me to know if another guy is a biker too. We've been several places and walked past someone and when our eyes catch just kind of share a nod of the head. Then she looks at me and asks "How do you know? I just want to know HOW you know." She's not surprises that I know the other guy rides, just what my clue is.

I tell her it's the secret eye-wink/eyebrow-wiggle thing we do so fast she misses it...

(nudge-nudge, wink-wink)

Ruaidh
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I wave at anybody on 2 wheels and almost all wave back. I know that at times I have been concentrating on traffic or that good looking blond or whatever and have missed guys waving at me. I always feel bad and figure the guy thinks I'm a snob for not waving. I usually feel that way about the other guy when I'm sure he saw me. So, if I missed anyone while concentrating on that well endowed blond - :waving::waving::waving: here ya go.

Goldwings 4 ever
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Goldwings 4 ever wrote:
I wave at anybody on 2 wheels and almost all wave back. I know that at times I have been concentrating on traffic or that good looking blond or whatever and have missed guys waving at me. I always feel bad and figure the guy thinks I'm a snob for not waving. I usually feel that way about the other guy when I'm sure he saw me. So, if I missed anyone while concentrating on that well endowed blond - :waving::waving::waving: here ya go.

Goldwings 4 ever
Luckily the blonde (or redhead, my case) is usually checking out the bike and not noticing that I"m checking her out...
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Andrewl wrote:
exavid wrote:
Well it's nice to know the author will wave to me!:goofygrin:
Actually Exavid, no he won't. If I'm not mistaken you fit into the old guy on his touring bike.

Andrew
Damn, Andrew did you have to say it twice?
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Silverfox wrote:
I just wave at everyone!!:waving::waving::waving:

Pete
Me too! :waving: :waving: :waving:and almost allwave back. Sometimes I even wave at the Mopeds. I can't tell the Harley riders from all the Harley lookalikes so I just wave!! My wife wants to know "can I wave to? :cooldj:
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stretrod48 wrote:
Silverfox wrote:
I just wave at everyone!!:waving::waving::waving:

Pete
My wife wants to know "can I wave to? :cooldj:
Hell yes, if you can get some other couples do ride down the road in line you guys could 'do the wave'!
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I have "trained" Helen the Viking, in the fine art of waving, as over here it seems that if you are riding two up, it is the passengers responsibility to ensure that waving has been carried out. Waving is no easy task as you will all know. I have explained to Her, that you don't just go waving willy nilly, like you are seeing family off from a visit.

I have detailed the short quick wave, low and close to the body that crotch rockets get, acknowledging that they are bikers, just the wrong kind of bike. Always direct wave and vision at the rider, no way will a crotch rocket passenger wave, or even see you, 'cause they are too busy hanging on for dear life with their knees up round their armpits and their arms gripping anything for purchase.

Then, there is the salute type wave, reserved for all other so called touring bikers, acknowledgment that they understand the principle of good motorcycling, just that they haven't chosen the right bike. This wave should have a tinge of friendliness, since they might one day come to their senses and move to a Wing.

Young riders, on small bikes, must receive a friendly wave, such as one might give ones own children, after all, they are all potential future Wingers.

Wing riders must receive the most enthusiastic of waves, high and wide, this demonstrates that, yes, I can do that too, without my arm getting ripped off by the wind. If it is known that the Winger is a member of the Steve Saunders Web Site, then any amount of enthusiasm may be used. Two arms are permissible, wild eyed silly grins are ok, even standing on the seat on one leg and revealing what you wear under your kilt is legal waving. In fact,I have shown Helen that any of the following are acceptable:

:jumper::goofygrin::clapper::cheeky1::shock::p:skipping::banana::cooler::bananas::band::toast::bowing::madeyes::blackstuff:

but never:

:thumpingmad::bash2::battle::blowingup::whinger::gunner::chopper::nospam::2finger:

those are all reserved for any A***hole that doesn't wave back.

Now obviously, all long term inmates, er Wing riders, will have completed the "passenger training" but I urge any Newbies to get straight on to it, so that the waving etiquette is maintained

Pete
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exavid wrote:
stretrod48 wrote:
Silverfox wrote:
I just wave at everyone!!:waving::waving::waving:

Pete
My wife wants to know "can I wave to? :cooldj:
Hell yes, if you can get some other couples do ride down the road in line you guys could 'do the wave'!
That sounds good!! :waving: I guess that I will have to start the learning how to wave program with my favorite wife and let her get that down pat first :whip:
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stretrod48 wrote:
exavid wrote:
stretrod48 wrote:
Silverfox wrote:
I just wave at everyone!!:waving::waving::waving:

Pete
My wife wants to know "can I wave to? :cooldj:
Hell yes, if you can get some other couples do ride down the road in line you guys could 'do the wave'!
That sounds good!! :waving: I guess that I will have to start the learning how to wave program with my favorite wife and let her get that down pat first :whip:
"Favorite" wife? How many do you have?
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You don't need but one to have a favorite and hopefully that's the one you have.
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exavid wrote:
You don't need but one to have a favorite and hopefully that's the one you have.
Profound words, Exavid, even by your standards.:clapper:

Pete
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exavid wrote:
You don't need but one to have a favorite and hopefully that's the one you have.
I don't know why any man in his right mind would want more than one. You would have to get a sidecar. LOL:goofygrin:

Goldwings 4 ever.
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