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Not very long ago I was invited out for a night with the guys.I promisedmy live-in girlfriend thatI would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and beforeI knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk,I headed for home.
Just asI got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly,I realized that she'd probably wake up,so, quite proud ofmyself,I thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even inmy drunken haze,I fell asleep smiling about howI had escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning,my girlfriend askedme what timeI got in, andI replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which mademe feel even better.
She then toldme that we need a new cuckoo clock.
"Why is that?"I asked.
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
Not very long ago I was invited out for a night with the guys.I promisedmy live-in girlfriend thatI would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the beer was going down smooth, and beforeI knew it, it was 2:30 a.m. Drunk as a skunk,I headed for home.
Just asI got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly,I realized that she'd probably wake up,so, quite proud ofmyself,I thought to cuckoo nine more times. Even inmy drunken haze,I fell asleep smiling about howI had escaped a possible conflict.
The next morning,my girlfriend askedme what timeI got in, andI replied, "Twelve." She didn't seem disturbed at all, which mademe feel even better.
She then toldme that we need a new cuckoo clock.
"Why is that?"I asked.
"Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, said "Oh, crap," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then farted."
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