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[align=left]Q: Why can't you take a turkey to Church?
A: They use fowl language.

Q: What kind of music
did the Pilgrims like?
A: Plymouth rock

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band
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A: He has the drumsticks.

Q: What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
A: Yes, a building can't jump at all.

Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age.
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