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A man wakes up one morning in Concrete WA to find a bear on
his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure
enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers."

He calls the number, and the bear remover says he will
be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and
gets out of his van. He's got a cage in the van plus a
ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit
bull.

"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks?

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then
I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof
with this baseball bat.

When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab
his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be
subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back
of the van."

He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. "What's the shot-
gun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."




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If the 'bear is on top of your house in my town, it's because it's on fire.
 

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