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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said:"would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said: "I'd like them to say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
 

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:cheeky1:Good one!!! Reminescent of the "body cart" in that Monty Python Holy Grail movie...the guy chants repeatedly "bring out yer dead"...and that old-timer keeps saying "I ain't dead yet...I think I'd like to go for a walk"... :action:
 

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"Hey! That ain't Rudy!"
 

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He's only trying it out for size and comfort.........
 

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That was a good one. :cheeky1:

For me , how about "why in the heck is he smiling??"
 

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:cool::cool:
 

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OK, quit screwing around and get up,, the party's about to start........
 

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For Flyone: "he looks so darn good in that new thong".:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:

Gene:waving:
 

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Looks better now than ever before, go figure
 

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... GOOD LORD...HE STILL HAS GAS!!!!
 

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"Boy, he was only 99 years old. If he wouldn't have been caught by that jealous husband, there's no telling how long he woud have made it!":cheeky1:
 

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Who threw-up in the casket:shock:

:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:



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Backhoe and bike are on the way, everyone will be here tonight :angel2:

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Looks like he is late. Some people are like that, always late. Looks like he is late for his own funeral, just never made it. :) Kit
 
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