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. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
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I wan'all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan'
All the kids to copulate me.
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2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season:
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I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first."

3
. And, upon hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
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I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said
:
"To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too."

4
.Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John
Jenkins
:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings."


5
. Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann:
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy
Like Norman Einstein.
"


6
.Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh:
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I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
(
Now that is beautiful)

7
. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
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You guys line up alphabetically by height.."And,"You guys pair up in
Groups of three, and then line up in a circle.
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8
.Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
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Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter?He went to
Prison for three years, ....not Princeton.
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9
. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a
Color photo of himself above his locker
:
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That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my
clothes.
"
?


10
.Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen of
Heavyweight Andrew Golota
:

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He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of
What time it is.
"


11
. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to
Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice
:
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My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an
Uncle or an aunt.
(
I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in
January
)?


12
.Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
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I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you?Is it ignorance or apathy?'
He said,
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Coach, I don't know and I don't care."


13
. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what
he told a player who received four F's and one D
:
"
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one
Subject..
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14
.In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
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I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."

15
.Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob
Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips
Responded
:
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Because
she's too damn ugly to kiss good
-
bye."
 

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