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Not really political, just a good laugh at all.



WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD. . .



FAMOUS PEOPLES ANSWERS TO ONE OF LIFES MOST PUZZLING QUESTIONS.
Why did the chicken cross the road?


BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.



GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.


DICK CHENEY: Where's my shotgun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.


BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?


AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.


DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.


OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.


ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.


GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
 

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...to prove to the opossum and armadillo that it CAN be done!
 

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To become someone's.................... dinner !
Yep dem r chickens.
 

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Some folks teased him, said he was too chicken to do it. Not me though, I always knew he had the nuggets to do it...
 

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UBarW wrote:
Some folks teased him, said he was too chicken to do it. Not me though, I always knew he had the nuggets to do it...
by the way............ where are the "nuggets" on a chicken?
 

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:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:

Thanks for posting that!!
 

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He heard there were many other creatures with pretty Gold Wings at the Dairy Queen across the road and wanted to see them.

The chicken crossed this road because he saw the TYSON truck approaching on the other road behind him.

Chickens have no concept of roads. Therefore the chicken did not intend to cross the road at all. The chicken was just out for a nice walk and the road happened to be there in his way.
Since the road was in the way of the chicken he unintentionally crossed the road while on his walk not even knowing it was a road. And therefore the Chicken is innocent and we should stop harassing this poor little chicken over 1 simple mistake which did no harm to anyone.


Deer cross the roads and damage many cars, opossums raccoons squirrels TRY to cross the road, we never ask why they did it!
We need to Stop the Unfair harassment of over the road chickens!
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