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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that ***** when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"















Sorry, it's a little BAD !!
 

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:ROFL: that's hilarious
 

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Teacher says to the class of third graders. The cat is the only animal that does not stutter.

Little Johnny says "oh no teachers, cats stutter".

Teacher says it's scientific fact that cats don't stutter. You have any proof to back up your statement?

Johnny says sure, yesterday i got home from school and the nieghbors rotwieler came over when i was playing with the cat on the back porch. Well that rotwieler came closer and closer, the cat was going fh fh fh fh at that dog and before she could say f__k the dog ate it.
 

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OK you guys just caused me to have to clean the monitor.:ROFL::?:applause:
 

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 
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