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There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law
firm and it finally comes down to Robert and Paul.

Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both come
from good families. Both are equally attractive and well
spoken. It's up to the senior partner to choose one, so he
takes each aside and asks, "Why did you become a lawyer?" In
seconds, he chooses Paul.

Baffled, Robert takes Paul aside. "I don't understand why I was
rejected. When Mr. Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer, I
said that I had the greatest respect for the law, that I'd
lay down my life for the Constitution and that all I wanted was to
do right by my clients. What in the world did you tell him?"

"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Robert replies.

"Your hands? What do you mean?"

"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any money in
either of them!"
 

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:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

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We all need a laugh every day. 🤣
I wonder if there's a lawyer here who can verify if it is true.
 

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Do you know what you call 8 layers at the bottom of the ocean in a boat??????????

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