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> Why, Why, Why,
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> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
> are almost dead?
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> Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know
> there is not enough money?
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> Why does someone
> believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check
> when you say the paint is still wet?
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> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
> a revolver at him?
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> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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> Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
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> If people evolved from apes,
> why are there still apes?
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> Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
> always white?
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> Is there ever a day that mattresses
> are not on sale?
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> Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
> something new to eat will have materialized?
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> Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
> cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to
> give the vacuum one more chance?
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> Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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> How do those dead bugs get into those en closed light fixtures?
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> Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling
> off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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> In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer
> when we complained about the heat?
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>Why dont we ever hear father-in-law jokes?
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> And my FAVORITE......
> The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is
> suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
> friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. :shock:

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Very good Jennifer, I think I can vouch for jsut about every one of them, all bar the last one of course!!!!!:D
 

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Boy, you've taken on quite a load there, Jenn...:shock: just let go...:cheeky1: ...I have...all except for that refrigerator thing...:( :action:
 

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:cheeky1:as if i havent got enough to worry about:pill nowhave to find outwhats happening withTarzan:cooldevil::clapper:
 

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I'm more worried about Superman myself, why does he duck anything at all?
 

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pinkpork wrote:
:cheeky1:as if i havent got enough to worry about:pill nowhave to find outwhats happening withTarzan:cooldevil::clapper:
Thanks PP, I feel honoured that you replied to one of my threads.:D....since you are the 'great PP".....:cheeky1:

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Well I'm off the hook, no one is crazy enough to be my friend.
 

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Good questions Jennifer. I don't know the answers though. I have also wondered why we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway.
 

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hey jennifer i was at the mall with a friend ( only friend i have ) when a sales man said " come on in we are having a sale " and i replied to him " if it's not on sale then why is the store open ?"
 

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Bear Grass wrote:
Well I'm off the hook, no one is crazy enough to be my friend.
Hey BG, I ain't got sense enough to be scared. I'll be your friend.:waving:
 

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Jen you have done it now, peoples brains will be going into overload.

I worry about things as well, like why do spectacle shops bother with a shop display.
 
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