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[align=center]Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:[/align]
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1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.















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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.















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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.


















4. A dog's parents never visit.


















5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.


















6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.


















7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

















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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.







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9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.


















10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.


















11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting..


















12. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.















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13. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.





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do like i did. i never had a wife or a dog:cool:
 

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detdrbuzzard wrote:
do like i did. i never had a wife or a dog:cool:
I've had one wife and alot of dogs. I'm not sure if I should be happy for you or sad.
 
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