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> A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
> bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
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> Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
> addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition she opened the
> envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
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> Dear Mom:
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> It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
> with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and
> you.


> I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I
> knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos,
> tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But
> it's not only the passion... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be
> very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for
> the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
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> Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
> anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other
> people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we
> will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better.
> Shedeserves it.

>Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of
> myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
> get to know your grandchildren.
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> Love,
> Your Son Paul
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> P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dustin's house. I just
> wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
> report card that's in my center desk drawer.
>
> I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1: :shock::shock::shock:he would have been dead meat when he got in:cooldevil:
 

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I hope he at least got an A in creative writing............
 

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My dad doesn't drink alcohol, but sometimes he says i will drive him to the drink someday. maybe that will be tomorrow when he see how late i stayed up posting here, but i did put up one of the new forum header pictures for him. ;)
 

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by da way, do you know what the worst thing about having a dad that doesn't drink booze?........
 

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..... because there isn't any of it in our house means i only get to sample it when i am having sleepovers in my friends houses.
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See ya all next time :goofygrin:
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:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:You better becareful Dillon.....you do want to make the trip State side don't you??:cooldevil:



Is that Creekwalkers bike in the header pic?
 

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Nancy and I are both dying right now from all the laughing...:cheeky1:

Thank God I have gone thru the worst part of raising kids.
 

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Very good
 
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